I know you really want to turn back the clock, but with the number of years youve racked up, Im really not sure thats even possible.
I cant remember the other two.
You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will.
Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control.Happy birthday to a person whose age now makes them cry even more than the day they came into this world.Its your birthday lets over-celebrate!This is the oldest Ive ever seen you.Thank goodness things dont work this way.Wording #3, i learned how to sit, stand, laugh, and squeal.Happy birthday, old on running promotional code man!Congratulations on not being remotely young enough to be picked for the Hunger Games.-Unknown.I have some good news and some bad news on your birthday.Just 364 more days until you have to endure another barrage of birthday wishes.Be happy and remember that things could be worse.Sending you lots of love and laughter on your birthday.
Well be throwing a party for our only son.
On your birthday, I wish you enough air to blow out all of your candles.
I wanted to wish you a happy birthday today and let you know that I truly do look forward to honoring your request of not getting you a gift this year.
May the number of candles outnumber your gray hairs.I just wanted to let you know that today, on your birthday, I have all the respect in the world for you.Some may even use childrens rhyme to make it even more fun.The hangover isnt going to be any better this year, so please make the most of it!So lets share a drink and celebrate the times when soap and glory gift boxes at boots you were a young spring chicken!By the time you reach the next new 40, youll already be dead.Youre so special, your birthday should be a national holiday.Happy birthday to someone well never have to say died too young.We celebrate the first birthday of our boy.You know youre old when the candles start costing more than the cake.